Attention world! I Hate Your Face (And Other Things I Wish I Could Tell My Coworkers) is out NOW on Amazon!

So far, it has hit the following milestones:

#1 in New Releases for Humor Essays

#1 in  Books/Humor/Business & Professional Books

#7 in Kindle/Humor Essays

If you think this is going to my head, you’re absolutely right. As of this moment, my Kindle version is beating some well named celebrity memoirs. It’s taking all my will power not to be all, IN YOUR FACE AMY SCHUMER. But I’ll try to keep it tame for when I see these people on the Kindle red carpet some day.

The road to self publishing was lots of work, but I am so happy that this project is out there for you to read. I hope you enjoy it, and I hope it makes you laugh. Thank you to all my blog readers and friends who have taken the time to read my stuff in the past, I hope it lives up to your expectation!






I Hate Your Face Book Cover Reveal!

Yesterday the paparazzi (aka my sister, the main character in chapter 2, The Flying O’Reyes Sisters) leaked my book cover on Snapchat! Luckily my BFF (see chapter 3, The Story of Box Mountain and Best Friends) let me know because I never go on Snapchat.

So now that it’s out there, I think it’s time to reveal the cover. Making it with my awesome designer was such a fun experience, and it was so exciting to see the progression of ideas to get to this point. I hope you all love it and can’t wait for you to see it on shelves soon!