I’m not a big celebrity stalker, and half the time I’m out of the loop of what’s going on in Hollywood. But this is a story I’ve been watching with a close eye. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, or by their real names, Jackie Burkhart and Michael Kelso are engaged to be married.
ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!
For some reason, knowing Jackie and Kelso are getting married makes life better. This winter has eaten my sole and spit it out into a pile of gray crusty snow. I’m at my wits end. But then, from the heavens, a glimmer of hope for humanity has reigned down on us and now the cutest couple from the early 2000s are getting married! This is just what the world needs to pull us out of the suck that is this winter.
It’s like the universe just watched a rerun of That 70s Show’s series finale and said, “Nope. That’s stupid. Jackie and Fez? Lame. Let’s fix that.” And they fell in love! I hope she walks down the aisle with kittens riding on top of unicorns, and they have a disco themed ceremony.