The last time I wrote about a cover of Elle magazine, I got BOMBARDED by two lesbian comedians on Twitter who were surprisingly unfunny. But I thought this was important enough to bring up and share with the world, so here we go.
Elle magazine is in the midst of yet another cover scandal that involves an actress who is not thin. For their upcoming covers, 4 women of TV were chosen on the cover. Notice anything different?
People of the internet are screaming that Mindy Kaling’s cover is racist and not nice to the fatties of the world. I say this with hesitance because I don’t think she is fat, but this is what people are saying. PS- has no one ever noticed Zooey Daschenel’s thighs? I don’t think she technically qualifies as thin either, but that’s not the argument here. Moving on!
Scanning the internet, I came across this close up picture from The Gloss and noticed something even more shocking than racism or fatism.
Can you spot it?
No? Look clooosserrr:
Why does it look like her ring fingernail is so long! Gross! It totally looks like she has a coke fingernail!
For those of you who are asking, “What is a coke fingernail?” Here is the definition from Urban Dictionary:
coke nailWhen a person has one especially long nail, used to do cocaine off of. Generally a pinky nail.“Did you notice that cashier’s crazy long coke nail?”