I AM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD AND IT ISN”T EVEN 9:30. ARRRGGGGG.
I ALMOST MURDERED THREE KIDS ON THE TRAIN BECAUSE THEY WERE ACTING STUPID. THEN I WAS ALL HOT AND CRANKY BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HOT TO WEAR MY LONG COAT SO I HAD TO WEAR MY STINKY COAT THAT I SHOULD HAVE HAD DRY CLEANED. THEN I WAS LOOKING FOR MY IPOD SO I COULD DROWN OUT THE SOUND OF ANNOYING PEOPLE ON THE TRAIN AND I COULDN”T FIND IT! OHHH HO HO BUT I DID FIND ALL THE THINGS IN MY PURSE WET AND COVERED IN PICKLE JUICE. WHY? BECAUSE GENIUS THAT I AM I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE PICKLES WITH MY SANDWICH FOR LUNCH TODAY, NOT THINKING THAT IT WOULD BE A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. SO NOW HERE I AM AT WORK TRYING TO UN-PICKLE MY PURSE AND NOT MURDER ANYONE IN A 5 FOOT RADIUS WHICH WON’T BE EASY. AARRRRGGGGG.